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a shaman meets a rogue in dalaran.
then, a mage comes to them and says: "both of you have three wishes free."

the rogue says:" i wish, that every girl in dalaran loves me."
the shaman says: "i wish me a epic kodo."
the rogue says" i wish, that every girl in northrend loves me."
the shaman says: "i wish a epic flying mount."
the rogue says: my last wish is, that every girl in the world loves me!"

then, the shaman: "and MY last wish is, that the rogue is gay!!"
- Ygarc
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Ygarc
02-23-2010


-Hey, you healer?
~Well ofc, I am a hunter with great bandaging skills!
*Grp invite*
---WTF, we needed healer why do you inv a hunter?
-LOL! He told me he was healer!!
- ~Iderol, -Krax, ---Jonjoy
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Iderol
03-24-2009


Guild Chat
Warlock: How do i disband 2vs2 arena team?
Druid: ./gquit
Warlock leaves the guild.
Guild: lololololololol
- <Raiders of Apocalypse>
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Empithree
06-13-2009


leader: pull!
**major rush**
healer: guys, the tank's AFK!
everyone: oh shit!
- -a raid-
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Edro
03-18-2009


<Random nab in greens> LF Healer VoA 10
<Me> I'll do it
<Random nab in greens> Have you got the achievement?
<Me> No not yet (long story as to why I hadn't got it)
<Random nab in greens> Sorry no good - not carryin you though
<Me> ?? Check my eq - I can heal Ulduar ffs
<Random nab in greens> Yeah but that's not VoA is it?
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Sekhmét
08-04-2009


<Herald> "Wait... what's that, up in the rafters?"
<The Black knight> "You spoiled my grand entrance, rat.
The Black Knight casts Death's Respite on the herald, killing him.
<random pug dude> Shit.... glad I didn't spot him up there.
- random pug dude
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chronus
09-20-2009


"priest arguing with warrior tank"
Warrior: Dude at least i can take more than 1 hit without collapsing like a soufflet in a night club!
Priest: At least if i want new armor i don't have to shove a fridge over my head and call it armor!
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Sephiroji
09-29-2009


Lich King: Go my champion...bla bla bla"

Some random DK: "You dont tell me what to do!. Go back to Russia bitch!"
- Lich King and Random DK
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Guddifugl -Official-
06-07-2009


*When Priest said he will be tanking on The Nexus*
Me: OMG
Warrior: So I will be the healer, ok? It will be my first time so what I must Do??
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Onlinowiec
06-27-2009


LFM 4 pug 2 Karazhan (Futabeh is 80lvl dru)
[LFG]<me> LF4M 2 Kara
[w]<Futabeh> You're goin to 40ppl? If yes, i'm in
[w]<me> 40ppl? Not Kiraj, Karazhan
[w]<Futabeh> WTF is Karazhan? O.o
- Moonshade
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Moonshade
10-01-2009


*After killing the 3 packs before Hadronox in Azjol-Nerub*
~Guys I don't think Hadronox will come.
- He oftens bug like this, we just have to wait a min.
~Well, I'm not sure, but since the adds killed him I am pretty sure that its gonna take a while...
- ~Ghoulbane, - Fat
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Iderol
03-24-2009


*25m Naxx, waiting to pull KT*
"Where's John?"
"He's just AFK for a couple minutes."
*John runs in and straight across to the wall behind KT*
everyone: "oh god no! John! WTF!"
*everyone's dead*
John: "Oops, I was on auto-run by accident."
- The Prophetic Order 25m raid group
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Jambali
05-06-2009


"I are is not a retarded"
- Kawaan hunter in Magtheridon (horde)
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Hairlessd
05-20-2009


Afk= Attack, fight, kill! teh healer tellin u to kill monsters! OOM= out of mobs, go pull more ^^
- Dude in tradechat
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Watchyabak
06-06-2010


NO! I'm not a Holy Priest!
- Eres
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Eres
02-26-2009


[G]<me> Aaarrgh GF aggro!!... must... go... shopping
[G]<guildie> Hide! To the bunkers, quick!!!
[G]<me> cannot resist, sex is too good
[G]<guildie> It's too late. We've lost him...
- Othragon - Scarshield Legion
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Othragon
12-18-2009


<barrens chat>
<some troll> I slept wit ur mom lololololololllool
<me> Stop trolling
<some troll> you stop elfing lolololololololololol
<me> /facepalm
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Katherine
05-21-2010


Yeah i'm Retri...... but i can also heal and tanks and the same time..... i'm not an egotistical 8 year old honest!
- Doomtrooper Chamber of Aspects
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Doomtrooper
03-04-2009


~After a score of shit talking~
Rogue - whatever heals are for pussies~
Me- thats its no heals for you then~
Rogue (one giant pull later) WTF YOU LET ME DIE~
Tank - Hell halth no fury like Tannuki's scorn~
group - LOL
Tank - /kick rogue ... AH thats better:P
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Tannuki
04-16-2009


Paladins have mana And use melee And heal And tank WTF OP
- 99% of wow players
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GRRz
05-30-2009


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